The KiddChris Show

The KiddChris Show

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04/02/2025 - Baby I Like It

04/01/2025 - Summer Reign on April Fools!


Elly de la Cruz and the mysterious "torpedo bats" that seem to be taking Major League Baseball by storm. Hear snippets of an interview with de la Cruz himself as he tries to explain the switch, and the hosts' hilarious commentary on his improved English.

Sara talks brings up a hilarious story of how three women who skipped out on a $262 bill at a Chicago restaurant called ‘Soul Vibes’.The story unfolds with details about their ill-fated "dine and dash" and the restaurant's epic social media clapback, complete with surveillance footage!

You won't believe how this unfolded! Things take a turn for the awkward and hilarious with a call from a listener named Tyler who won concert tickets. The story of who he actually went to see Disturbed a few twists involving a mysterious girl from another radio station and even "Angry Rodney"???  WTF?

The unforgettable interview with Summer Reign, an aspiring rapper, model, and actress from Florida. From her music – including the hit "Tighten Up" and "Birkin Bag" – to her modeling gigs (including a Leonardo DiCaprio-produced film!). Summer Reign is a force of nature. You might even get a sneak peek at her OnlyFans content....

03/31/2025 - Lesbian Seagulls

Ever wonder if you're the only one who's actually excited to get back to work after time off? KiddChris finds being off can sometimes lead to a slump. Prepare for his unfiltered opinions on the cost, the crowds, and the phenomenon of "Disney adults" decked out in ears. You might even find yourself agreeing with the sentiment, "You cannot pay me to go to Disney World".

The latest on the Cincinnati Reds, including their season start, player injuries, and even their connection to a local bridge repair project where the heroes behind it are being honored at a game. The Final Four and the NFL, including the Bengals. Alex Ovechkin is nearing Gretzky's goal record?

A dive into some old-school prank calls involving "prostitution price is right" offers a glimpse into the show's playful past.

03/21/2025 - Pound Town


We listen to a news story about a woman addicted to coffee enemas. Also, Sara has a story about viral sorority student's mugshot and some of her DMs she is getting from creeps online.

Will someone finally conquer "KiddChris's Massive Organ," for Louder than Life Tickets?? This one is a hard one!  

Sara has a warning about a disturbing pet scam targeting vulnerable owners of missing animals. KiddChris says he logs all the scam idea for when he is down on his luck and needs to make money.  

03/20/2025 - Scream Masks


Blake From Sales shares a painfully funny story about his girlfriend finding his entire photo collection on their son's iPad. Ever had a tech mishap with relationship-altering consequences? You'll relate to this. 

Plus, there's a jaw-dropping story about a high school math teacher in Indiana who allegedly engaged in some seriously inappropriate (and illegal!) behavior with her students, involving Snapchat, stripper poles, and even Scream masks. You won't believe the details of this scandal.

KiddChris gives a take on “cancel culture”, using Kanye West's recent social media activity as a jumping-off point. Where do you stand on free speech and accountability?

03/19/2025 - Prison Connection


Looking for love in lockdown? You won't believe the latest Instagram trend discussed on the show: Prison Connect, a platform where people in prison can seek pen pals and even romantic connections. KiddChris is in love with one woman from the Ohio Department of Correction, but prepare for some shocking revelations about her!  

Seg has the updates on the Bengals' massive deals with Jamar Chase and T. Higgins, and their whopping contracts. He will also meet The Sara Puppet during his sports report!  

Attorney Stuart W. Penrose from the Minnillo Law Group is in tackling real-life legal questions. From a loaded gun incident involving a child to workplace disagreements involving chest bumps and the aftermath of a hit-and-run on a classic car! ... You'll hear insightful legal perspectives and maybe even get some free advice!    

03/18/2025 - Sara Surprise


Unexpected Hotel Guest: Imagine a motel cleaning crew finding a three-foot-long dwarf gator named Wall-E chilling under a bed! Sara brings the story.

KiddChris brings up important anniversaries of Biggie Smalls' funeral and the passing of rock and roll legend Chuck Berry. Did KiddChris reveal some shocking lost footage of Chuck Berry? You might be surprised! Go to KiddChris.Com and see for yourself.

Listener Calls and Hilarious Interactions: The show thrives on its unpredictable listener calls. From a guy who won Louder Than Life tickets and desperately needs a date, to an angry caller with a nonsensical rant, and another complaining about tariffs on a "chirping bird for her cat"!

"Massive Organ" Game and a Surprise Reveal: Get ready for a music guessing game with a twist involving "KiddChris's massive organ". But the real surprise? The unveiling of the Sara Elyse puppet! You have to hear Sara’s reaction to her new miniature, pinstripe-dress-wearing, red-hat-sporting doppelganger.

03/17/2025 - Big Contracts!


The Cincinnati Bengals locked down their star players J'mar Chase and T. Higgins with massive contract extensions? Does big money automatically equals Super Bowl rings?  

The KiddChris Show plays "KiddChris's Massive Organ," to win tickets to the Louder Than Life festival tickets!  

We meet Tyler: a 25-year-old from East Gate with brown hair, blue eyes, who works at a day program and hasn't had his “first time” with a woman yet. KiddChris wants his first date to be to Louder Than Life! The “Tyler Dating Game” coming to a future KiddChris Show?

03/14/2025 - Squeaky Clean


Remember those classic childhood cereals? Engineer Dave's "white trash" approved list and Complex.com's top 50. You won't believe where your favorites rank! Plus, they take a trip down memory lane with nostalgic snacks from the 90s, discussing everything from Rice Krispie Treats Cereal to the beloved Dunkaroos.

KiddChris talks stereotypes surrounding St. Patrick's Day. Hear a lively debate about celebrating the holiday and the offense some stereotypes can cause. Ever had a truly awful travel experience? Prepare to cringe at the unbelievable story of an Air India flight forced to turn around due to clogged toilets! You won't believe what passengers were flushing.

Sara is a little uncomfortable when she brings up gay sex. The topic of how men keep clean provides plenty of laughs. You might even hear a listener call in with their "squeaky clean" take.

Justin Vaive, the captain of our very own Cincinnati Cyclones calls in. Hear about the team's season, playoff chances, the energy of hockey fans. Find out about the Fight Cancer Night and bobblehead giveaway at the Cyclones games.

03/13/2025 - The One With The Gold Flakes


John Matarese kicks off with rising prices and the hassles and expenses of travel. Remember when checking a bag was free? Those days are fading fast, with Southwest joining other major airlines in charging $35 per checked bag. Travel perks have dwindled. 

KiddChris shares a story about how his former station in Syracuse leaked Pearl Jam's album "Yield" before its official release, resulting in a standoff with the record company and a mountain of free swag. He also reflects on why he turned down an opportunity on “Maxim Radio” when satellite radio was emerging. SiriusXM recently introduced ad-supported music tiers. This offers a commentary on the challenges and ironies within the modern media industry, something many listeners working in or consuming media can appreciate.