Shia Labeouf was arrested last night after disrupting a Broadway revival of "Cabaret".
Sources say he was being loud and disruptive during the first act, smoking inside the theater and, quote, "slapping random people on the behind and on the back of the head." Shia was led out in handcuffs by security, then given over to police when he wouldn't stop being unruly.
Even when he got to the police station, he refused to calm down, telling them, quote, "[Eff] you! I'll [eff] you up!" They decided not to undo the cuffs, so he started spitting, and they had to put a mask on him. He also told police, quote, "I have millions and millions of dollars and attorneys and I'm going to ruin your career." And he called the cop who was fingerprinting him a homophobic slur.
Good thing he's "not famous anymore," right?